So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith’s life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no …good) started making trouble in his neighbourhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said “You’re going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.
(via ruinedchildhood)
Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco.
Lool I love this
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This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”
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